Splish Splash Quotes

#1. A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.

Bobby Darin

#2. I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

Bobby Darin

#3. Love and I, we're on opposite sides of the galaxy. I'm pretty sure that bitch is hiding in a black hole to avoid me.

Briana Pacheco

#4. You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

George W. Bush

#5. Wow," Tate whispered. "They're fucking right on the dance floor. "
"I see that." There was an edge to my words.
Dave gave me a sideways grin. "Juan will cry at being stuck in the van. If he were here, he'd be screaming 'Authenticity's imperative!' and taking his pants down.

Jeaniene Frost

#6. Yet i say to you, do not rush to marriage for it is a deep and perfect thing. Test first, that you may be certain you are called to it by love, and not simply by pleasures of the flesh which will consume themselves and leave only ashes and misery

David Weber

#7. On the Jellicoe road

Mellina Fanouris

#8. I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Rodney Dangerfield

#9. We are moved to respond to the fact of human brilliance, human depth in all its variety because it is the most wonderful thing in the world, very probably the most wonderful thing in the universe.

Marilynne Robinson

#10. The Bauhaus fights imitation, inferior craftsmanship and artistic dilettantism

Walter Gropius

#11. I seek for myself the immunity of the diplomatic pouch.

Wayne Koestenbaum