Spencer Shrike Quotes

#1. I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

Todd Barry

#2. The wise leader settles for good work and then lets others have the floor.

Laozi

#3. For with G. D., to be absent from the body is sometimes (not to speak profanely) to be present with the Lord.

Charles Lamb

#4. I deliver babies for a living. I have certainly delivered more than 150 children in my lifetime, yet I'm always puzzled when I hear that one of those children I delivered has autism.

Manny Alvarez

#5. My mother taught me that the universe guides, teaches, and offers up gifts ... even when bad things happen.

John Wozniak

#6. Many women think that if they put out too quickly, their partner won't respect them. This is not the case. It's not about waiting for a certain quantity of time before having sex, it's about waiting for a certain quality of connection.

Neil Strauss

#7. The true value of a gift is the sentiment behind the gifting.

Radhe Maa

#8. Nancy
According to astronomers, every atom in my body was forged in a star. I am made, they insist, of stardust. I am stardust braided into strands and streamers of information, proteins and DNA, double helixes of stardust. In every cell of my body there is a thread of stardust as long as my arm.

Chet Raymo

#9. I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.

Paula Poundstone

#10. Government is the greatest combination for forces known to human society. It can command more men and raise more money than any and all other agencies combined.

David Dudley Field II

#11. Shhhh. Don't cry, Ronnie. Just tell me what we like, so I can remember. Because I lost my way, baby.

J.A. Huss