Sparky Funny Quotes

#1. Being with you is never Easy. It's long nights and Cryptic answers, and Constant challenges.

Nazarea Andrews

#2. Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

Sparky Anderson

#3. Happy women get softer and rounder.

Morgan Llywelyn

#4. The first step in understanding a people is to know the extent of their mortality, the things from which they suffer and die.

Gertrude Diamant

#5. There's something about her," Caire said in a low voice. "She cares for everyone about her, yet neglects herself. I want to be the one who cares for her.

Elizabeth Hoyt

#6. are more like Dog and Cat and Bird than like Lassie and Fido and Spot. Therefore,

Peter Kreeft

#7. Pete (Rose) doesn't run with celebrities and he can't stand the phonies. His big buddy in LA ain't Sinatra, it's a funny old groundskeeper.

Sparky Anderson

#8. You need to learn to be with the suffering that inevitably arises in your life.

Eckhart Tolle

#9. If thou sustain injustice, console thyself; the true unhappiness is in doing it

Democritus

#10. You get 15 minutes of fame, I hear, and I've had 14 minutes. The clock's ticking.

Tim Howard