Spamalot The Musical Quotes

#1. How can arguments based on fact prevail in a nation where so many people know so little?

Michelle Goldberg

#2. I smiled. "So this horse is your nephew, Sam?"
She glared at me. "Let's not go there."
"How did your dad father a horse?"
Blitzen coughed. "Actually, Loki was Sleipnir's mother."
"What
?"
"Let's definitely not go there," Sam warned.

Rick Riordan

#3. Sometimes the best way we can serve God is by honouring and taking care of that which has already been give to us. This, is my case, is my children.

Cheryl B. Evans

#4. My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college.

Kurt Vonnegut

#5. When you erupt, girl, make sure it is felt across worlds.

Sarah J. Maas

#6. Too many Americans go to too many prisons for far too long, and for no truly good law enforcement reason.

Eric Holder

#7. The reason I'm a Yankee is that George Steinbrenner out hustled everybody else.

Reggie Jackson