Spaghettio's Quotes

#1. Orange: Uh Oh
Mario: Uh oh what?
Orange ... Uh-Oh spaghettio's
*LAUGH*
Mario: Not Funny

Annoying Orange

#2. This arrogance thing ... I've had that my whole life. I flip between, 'Oh really? Oh, thank you. Wow. That's amazing' and, 'Yeah! Of course I am.' They're both varying degrees of a self-defence mechanism. It can be from minute to minute that I change.

James Corden

#3. Of evils current upon earth The worst is money. Money 'tis that sacks Cities, and drives men forth from hearth and home; Warps and seduces native innocence, And breeds a habit of dishonesty.

Sophocles

#4. I'm not slimming down for anyone and losing my figure.

Estelle

#5. For my money, I'll bet on reason and humanistic kindness. Even if I am wrong I will have enjoyed my life, the existence of which is under little dispute.

Dan Barker

#6. I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

Jack Whitehall

#7. I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like some people are born dentists.

Paul Reiser

#8. The lesson of the Cold War is that against nuclear weapons, only nuclear weapons can hold the peace.

Chung Mong-joon

#9. There is no tomorrow without today.

Muhtar Kent

#10. my brain is a hope-making engine.

Ransom Riggs

#11. Laughter is a good way to hide pain"- Leo Valdez

Rick Riordan