Top 17 Spaghetti Monster Quotes

#1. Most of us happily disavow fairies, astrology and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, without first immersing ourselves in books of Pastafarian theology etc.

Richard Dawkins

#2. It seems to me that America is constantly reinventing what "America" means.

Ronald Reagan

#3. We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Richard Dawkins

#4. We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant.

Orville Redenbacher

#5. If you will change, things will change for you.

Jim Rohn

#6. I don't see myself as famous at all so I'm continuing my life as normal.

Ashley Madekwe

#7. A lot of newspaper columns used to be written in a rat-a-tat-tat, fast-paced style - and they tended to be funny. They were a little relief from the grimmer, grayer parts of the newspaper, and one of the best people at doing this was Will Rogers.

P. J. O'Rourke

#8. The beauty of You delights me. The sight of You amazes me. For the Pearl does this ... and the Ocean does that.

Hafez

#9. When you are there for others, everybody will be there for you.

Debasish Mridha

#10. There's this absurd situation on a movie set where your trailer's here and the set is here and the lunch tent is here, and you're not allowed to get yourself from these three places.

Olivia Williams

#11. Boredom is simply romanticism with a morning-after thirst.

Samuel Hopkins Adams

#12. I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I just go one god further.

Richard Dawkins

#13. Who needs a 12th System when you have a heart like Cassie Sullivans's?

Rick Yancey

#14. To believe in miracles in one thing ... to know what miracle you want to manifest right now, and accept it, is another.

Michelle Cruz-Rosado

#15. Doubt is one of the names of intelligence.

Jorge Luis Borges

#16. Different can be good. It makes you pay attention -Dr. Katz

Cynthia Lord

#17. If you don't have sex and you don't do drugs, your rock 'n' roll better be awfully good.

Abbie Hoffman

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