Southwest Airlines Flight Quotes

#1. A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'

Conan O'Brien

#2. The day might come when I had nothing but memories, and the choice of whether to indulge my romantic side and wallow in them, or my cynical side and reflect on the reliability.

Graeme Simsion

#3. We can do more good by being good, than in any other way.

Rowland Hill

#4. I am more connected to the world of the imagination, but you don't have to have polio to do that.

Ben Lewin

#5. We seem wired to grieve with greenery. Allowing the dead to dissolve into the earth, to become part of the cycle of the seasons, has, for millennia, held the promise of cheating mortality.

Simon Schama

#6. Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.

Bill Maher

#7. If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would ... but its just impossible to get to everyone.

Dante Hall

#8. The Gospel never grows old. It applies to every generation alike. We have to make a choice.

Billy Graham