South Park Garrison Quotes

#1. A change was coming over the world, the meaning and direction of which even still is hidden from us, a change from era to era. - Froude's History of England, ch. i.

William Hurrell Mallock

#2. Well with me now is Geoffrey Robinson. He was once voted 'After-dinner Speaker of the Year', so if you've had your tea, you're in for a treat

Eddie Mair

#3. The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul.

Isadora Duncan

#4. A man can safely sacrifice a great deal as long as he clings to the essential.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

#5. There's No Waking From a Nightmare if You Aren't Asleep

R.L. Griffin

#6. Love is real
the most real, the most lasting, the sweetest and yet the bitterest thing we know.

Charlotte Bronte

#7. Actually," Jayden said, "Not completely unlike the Cloak of Invisibility, although different in that those individuals using these devices wouldn't become completely invisible. Exactly." "So nothing like it," Matthias said. "Moron status secured.

A&E Kirk

#8. To be a great actor, you really don't need to go to acting school or learn dance classes or work on your body. You have to be intelligent. You have to draw on a lot of emotions that you go through in life that you can tap into once you work on a set.

Ranbir Kapoor

#9. There is no detraction worse than to overpraise a man, for if his worth proves short of what report doth speak of him, his own actions are ever giving the lie to his honor.

Owen Feltham

#10. Give me time"

"For you, always.

Lauren DeStefano

#11. At times of distress, we all like to recall the advice of fathers and mothers. The best advice my father gave me was to keep faith and deep confidence in the potential of the Greek people; nurture the belief that they can do things.

George Papandreou

#12. Cricket could barely believe her eyes... but when that shotgun went off with a boom, so did the snake. Up until yesterday, Cricket has never seen a snake fly!

Darwun St. James

#13. There is already enough wars in this world. Love was not meant to be one of them, Save the ammunition.

Cody Solomon

#14. Was anybody shooting at you?"
-George "Judge" Knott (responding to his son-in-law after hearing complaints about the army in 1963.)

"No."
-Son-in-law

"Well then, sounds like you had a pretty good day."
-George "Judge" Knott

Jennifer Rude Klett

#15. It just so happens that when I was, like, 19 or 20, I got a couple of auditions and got a couple parts with good people. Of the thousands of auditions where you don't get the part, I've done a couple of jobs where you do it and you're like, "Okay, this is good."

Paul Dano