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Top 54 Sorry But Funny Quotes

#1. A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. - Author: Jennifer Lopez
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#2. As an actor myself, the opportunity to sing and dance and be dramatic and be funny - it's really irresistible to actors. You get to show all sides of your talent. - Author: Elizabeth Banks
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#3. Growing up my mother used to tell me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Funny how I always wanted to be me. - Author: Leona Keyoko Pink
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#4. You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. - Author: Cecily Von Ziegesar
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#5. The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians. - Author: Maria Semple
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#6. And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up. - Author: Nigella Lawson
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#7. The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in. - Author: Neal Shusterman
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#8. I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning. - Author: Jon S. Lewis
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#9. I give him a skeptical look. "You want to show me your dick?"
"If it'll help convince you." He drains the last drops of his Scotch and stands up. "Come on, let's go. - Author: Kendall Ryan
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#10. [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples. - Author: Virginia Woolf
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#11. Being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness. - Author: Wendy Wasserstein
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#12. You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah, but"-like somehow you think it's not going to be as good? Like, "I want to do the right thing-but it's probably kind of bland without the dolphin." - Author: Louis C.K.
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#13. Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster. - Author: Ali Farahnakian
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#14. My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. - Author: Brendon Urie
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#15. I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy! - Author: Terry Crews
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#16. When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#17. Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either that or back to the dole queue on Monday. Sorry I missed the Wednesday lunch date, but I was in a black hole all morning. - Author: Douglas Adams
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#18. I'm sure that my parents' behavior has entered my work, I'm sorry to say. I don't think you need to have a difficult childhood to be funny, but it helps. - Author: Roz Chast
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#19. Robert said, "This is great, huh? Sorry to butt in and everything, but I really need the extra points. For my grade."
Ben nodded and tried to smile. Right, for his grade. He probably wanted to get an A++ in social studies instead of just an A+ - Author: Andrew Clements
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#20. But Tact and Sensitivity were not Gobber's strong points, and he took the first five minutes to come up with "Hiccup copped it. SORRY," and the spent the second five minutes tearing his beard out. - Author: Cressida Cowell
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#21. Sorry, Ian," Cameron said. He found himself saying that to Ian quite a bit. "I didn't understand."
Ian gave him a faint nod but didn't answer. His look told Cameron that he knew his older brother was an idiot, but he'd learned to put up with it. - Author: Jennifer Ashley
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#22. But, it was a funny thing: every day something happened that was important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper. She'd never bought it and seen a little sign that said 'Not much happened yesterday, sorry about that'. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#23. I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment's trouble."
"Gosh, I'm sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad. - Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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#24. Noah held my hand and my bag as he escorted me to the third floor - the Women's Pavilion. The elevator bell rang and the doors opened.
"Jesus, Echo, circulation in my hand would be a good thing," said Noah.
"Sorry." I tried to let go, but Noah kept his fingers linked with mine. - Author: Katie McGarry
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#25. I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too. - Author: Sophie Marceau
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#26. Leo laughed. "I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny. But yeah, her dad's Tristan McLean." "Uh - Sorry, what was he in?" "It doesn't matter," Piper said quickly. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#27. We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#28. It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon. - Author: Jackie Vernon
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#29. She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#30. Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop? - Author: Henny Youngman
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#31. Funny, there had been a time when building things was what America did. From massive dams to towering skyscrapers, from mechanized factories to moon rockets, the nation had created, had viewed that as part of the national identity. - Author: Marcus Sakey
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#32. Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. - Author: Steven Wright
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#33. What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there's no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don't want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now here's the epiphany scene and then the movie's over. - Author: Paul Feig
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#34. He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. - Author: L. Frank Baum
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#35. Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again? - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#36. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. - Author: Will Rogers
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#37. The older I get, the faster I was. - Author: Charles Barkley
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#38. Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#39. Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. - Author: Tamora Pierce
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#40. It's funny when I hear people complain - particularly about the most fabulous parts of being a designer, like when you're getting ready to work on a show. I don't even know that I'm tired. I could stay up for six days straight! No drugs, no coffee, no nothing. I'm just so excited. - Author: Michael Kors
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#41. I've seen people who are not very likeable but hilarious. I think comedians get to a point where they know they're funny, so they don't care - in the sense that they know what they're doing. They have a skill. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#42. Sometimes writing is like talking to a stranger who's exactly like yourself in every possible way, only to realize that this stranger is as boring as shit. - Author: Chuck Klosterman
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#43. Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. - Author: Ingrid Michaelson
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#44. I see young quarterbacks just coming into the league, and they're throwing screens and layoffs right away. As funny as this might sound, I really learned a lot by going downfield, even in tight coverage. - Author: Peyton Manning
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#45. The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. - Author: Murray Walker
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#46. I was feeling the height of bitchiness. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#47. The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. - Author: Russell Howard
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#48. When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not. - Author: Joseph Bologna
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#49. I grew up a really shy kid, but I always surrounded myself with a lot funny people. It depends on the day - if I feel like being quiet, I will be. I'm not a complete goofball, though. - Author: Manny Montana
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#50. I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. - Author: Jon Stewart
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#51. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. - Author: Tim Vine
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#52. All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in. - Author: Vir Das
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#53. I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that little girl from a burning building and handed her over to her mother.' In comedy, the best thing you can say is, 'I think it's funny.' - Author: Bob Newhart
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#54. You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell. - Author: Jeni Decker
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