Top 100 Sookie Quotes
#1. Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend.
Charlaine Harris
#2. Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul ... you have brought light back into my life
Charlaine Harris
#4. Sookie is always in distress, it wouldn't be 'True Blood' if someone wasn't trying to kill her.
Anna Paquin
#5. Eric: 'What part do you like best?' Sookie: 'oh your butt' Eric: 'My ... Bottom?' Sookie: 'yep
Charlaine Harris
#6. Actually, the zapping light was kinda like Sookie's fairy-light-thing. Do you think there's any chance I'm a fairy?"
"No, Z. Focus. True Blood is fiction. This is the real world.
P.C. Cast
#7. Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."
Sookie: "I love bunnies!
Charlaine Harris
#8. Sookie is about as radically different from me and a lot of the work I've previously done as you could possibly come up with.
Anna Paquin
#9. The Sookie Stackhouse novels were selling well before the TV show, but the TV show led to a lot more exposure and readers. And a lot went on to read my other work. It was a wonderful thing for my bank account.
Charlaine Harris
#10. Pam. Listen.'
'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.'
'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.'
'Fuck a zombie!'
- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris
Charlaine Harris
#11. Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric
Charlaine Harris
#12. [Eric] 'So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself?'
[Sookie] 'Yes,' I said, almost squeaking in my anxiety. In for a penny, in for a pound. 'And... do you think you could pretend to be gay?
Charlaine Harris
#13. I want to be first. I know that's selfish, and maybe unattainable, and maybe shallow. But I just want to come first with someone. If that's wrong of me, so be it. I'll be wrong. But that's the way I feel. (Sookie Stackhouse)
Charlaine Harris
#14. On 'True Blood,' the character's name is Sookie Stackhouse, and my name is Suki Waterhouse. So, I get people saying, 'Oh, I thought we were meeting the girl from True Blood.'
Suki Waterhouse
#15. Eric: If I had known you would be this gorgeous with your clothes off, I would have tried to do this sooner.
Sookie: You did try to do this sooner, about twenty times.
Eric: Then I have good taste.
Charlaine Harris
#16. I am here," Eric said.
"And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique.
"Sookie, my little bullet-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm.
"Eric, my big bullshitter.
Charlaine Harris
#17. [Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you."
[Sookie:] "Like a fungus?
Charlaine Harris
#18. Pam said, Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most ...
Charlaine Harris
#19. Sookie: Is Eric around?"
Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin,
Charlaine Harris
#20. Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?"
"I killed a chicken. And I cooked it."
"Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false."
-Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse
Charlaine Harris
#21. But before they could do anything this bright light zapped them." I paused, thinking through my panic. "Actually, the zapping light was kinda like Sookie's fairy-light-thing. Do you think there's any chance I'm a fairy?" "No, Z. Focus. True Blood is fiction.
P.C. Cast
#23. Eric, what are you doing?"
"Snuggling."
"Get out of my bed!"
-Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman
Charlaine Harris
#24. You think that it's not magic that keeps you alive? Just 'cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn't make it any less of a miracle. Which is just another word for magic. We're all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic's just a little different from yours, that's all.
Charlaine Harris
#25. Remember, Sookie, nothing says more about a family than good silver and real pearls. The rest is just fluff.
Fannie Flagg
#26. I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. - Pam
Charlaine Harris
#27. You can hold on to me for as long as you want. Let go of the pain, Sookie.
- Eric, Club dead.
Charlaine Harris
#28. I felt like I'd culturally arrived when a character on the HBO show 'True Blood' was reading a hardback of 'Heartsick' at Sookie's kitchen table.
Chelsea Cain
#29. Sookie, you really are smarter than anyone gives you credit for being.
Charlaine Harris
#30. Eric: if Sookie had died, I would let you suffer.
Bill: if Sookie had died, I would already be dead.
Charlaine Harris
#31. Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.
Charlaine Harris
#32. You can get more skilled, Sookie, but can't get any better.
Charlaine Harris
#33. I'd always been leery of Eric, but I'd appreciated his mischief, his single-mindedness, and his flair. If you could a vampire had jois de vivre, Eric had it in spades.
-Sookie
Charlaine Harris
#34. But I also knew that if he turned away from me at this moment, somehow I would survive that, and I would find a way to flourish like the yard that still bloomed and grew around my family home.
I'm Sookie Stackhouse. I belong here.
Charlaine Harris
#35. I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?
-Sookie Stackhouse
Charlaine Harris
#36. (Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and - oh - tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.
Charlaine Harris
#37. Sookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me."
Well, that was pretty direct.
Charlaine Harris
#38. You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using
this as an excuse to make out with me?"
"I'm not that clever, Eric."
"I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.
Charlaine Harris
#39. He pulled my coat off my shoulders, looked at it with distaste, hung it on the back of one of the chairs pushed in under the kitchen table. "You are beautiful". No one had ever looked me in the eyes and said that.
Eric to Sookie, Page 208.
Charlaine Harris
#40. Bill said, "She is mine."
I wondered if my hands would move. They would. I raised both of them, making an unmistakable one-fingered gesture. Eric laughed, and Bill said "Sookie!" in shocked admonishment.
"I think that Sookie is telling us she belongs to herself," Eric said softly.
Charlaine Harris
#41. As far as I could tell, Claude's benefit to the world was strictly as a decoration.
-Sookie
Charlaine Harris
#42. You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised.
"Yes."
"That's ... crazy, Sookie.
Charlaine Harris
#43. I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room.
(Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)
Charlaine Harris
#45. Don't you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you've made, every hurt you've received, every bit of meanness you've dealt out? There's no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.
Charlaine Harris
#46. Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.
Charlaine Harris
#47. We had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had.
Charlaine Harris
#48. Can I help you up?"
"No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor."
"Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up.
Charlaine Harris
#49. Amelia was sitting on the pavement in her lawn chair, a glass of wine in her hand.
When we emerged, she set the glass down very carefully on the ground and then looked us over from head to toe.
'Okay, don't know how to react,' she said, finally.
Charlaine Harris
#51. I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand.
Charlaine Harris
#52. I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.
Charlaine Harris
#53. The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.
Charlaine Harris
#54. When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.
Charlaine Harris
#56. I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam
Charlaine Harris
#57. Maybe I felt like I'd come so close to forever-death that I'd better step back and take a look at my life. Maybe I didn't like a lot of what I'd done with it so far.
Charlaine Harris
#58. Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.
Charlaine Harris
#59. Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
Charlaine Harris
#60. Email to Eric from Bill:
GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff.
Bill
Charlaine Harris
#61. Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.
Charlaine Harris
#63. There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
Charlaine Harris
#64. He picked some unwise words. Saying, "I'll enjoy killing you for my lord", is just not the way to make my acquaintance.
Charlaine Harris
#66. I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, digging my nails into my palms, staring at the inside of my eyelids as though I could maybe see through them if I peered hard enough.
Charlaine Harris
#67. The sweetest part of being a couple was sharing your life with someone else.
Charlaine Harris
#69. I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top.
Charlaine Harris
#70. As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick.
Charlaine Harris
#71. You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided
up America into kingdoms, is that right?
Charlaine Harris
#72. You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.
Charlaine Harris
#73. That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.
Charlaine Harris
#74. The security light made me feel safe, though I knew that was an illusion. If there's light, you can just see what's coming for you a little more clearly.
Charlaine Harris
#75. Dated" in Selah's book, being a euphemism for "had enthusiastic and frequent sex with".
Charlaine Harris
#77. I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.
Charlaine Harris
#78. I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver ... a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.
Charlaine Harris
#79. I don't think any woman minds knowing she looks good, as long as the admiration isn't expressed in an offensive way and doesn't come from a disgusting source.
Charlaine Harris
#80. Leave the girl alone, Clete, and let's get back on the road," the tall driver said, and his voice had that "I'm done with you" edge to it. "I don't know who this guy is, but I don't think he changes into a nutria.
Charlaine Harris
#83. But there was something in the air, a watchfulness laced with a charge of malice. The eyes observing us were invisible, but were observing us, nonetheless.
Charlaine Harris
#84. Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
Charlaine Harris
#85. Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.
Charlaine Harris
#86. But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.
Charlaine Harris
#87. This letter is written on the skin of one of the water sprites who drowned your parents.'
'Ick!' I cried, and dropped the letter on the kitchen table.
Charlaine Harris
#88. And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?
Charlaine Harris
#89. Apparently, once you got used to regular and spectacular sex, your body had a mind of its own (so to speak) when it was deprived of that recreation; to say nothing of missing the hugging and cuddling part.
Charlaine Harris
#90. Lily might be icy on the outside, but inside she was Vesuvius.
Charlaine Harris
#91. I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry.
"That's interesting," he said. "I had a psychic once. It was incredible."
"Did the psychic think so?
Charlaine Harris
#92. Though I was standing in front of a mirror, I wasn't really seeing my reflection. I was seeing, very clearly, that - at the moment - I was all in the world that Eric could think of as his own. I had better not fail him.
Charlaine Harris
#93. I have a big hole in my heart," I said. "But it'll close over."
I don't want to sound all Dr. Phil," she said. "But don't let the scab seal the pain in, okay?"
That's good advice," I said. "I hope I can manage it.
Charlaine Harris
#94. This was pretty exotic stuff for a telepathic barmaid from northern Louisiana.
Charlaine Harris
#96. What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.
Charlaine Harris
#97. So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records?
Charlaine Harris
#98. Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.
Charlaine Harris
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