Software Development Process Quotes

#1. There is really no bad software development process. There is only how you are doing it today and better.

Gary Gruver

#2. It's harder than you might think to squander millions of dollars, but a flawed software development process is a tool well suited to the job.

Alan Cooper

#3. Well, it's a sad day when I'm the nicest person you know."

-Jonas

K.F. Breene

#4. Kanban is not a software development lifecycle methodology or an approach to project management. It requires that some process is already in place so that Kanban can be applied to incrementally change the underlying process.

David J. Anderson

#5. Marriage is a young man's disaster and an old man's comfort.

Robert A. Heinlein

#6. A third ... candidate for Shakespearean authorship was Christopher Marlowe. He was the right age (just two months older than Shakespeare), had the requisite talent, and would certainly have had ample leisure after 1593, assuming he wasn't too dead to work.

Bill Bryson

#7. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

Rich Hall

#8. I was 4 and dictating stories into a tape recorder, and my mom typed them up.

Shonda Rhimes

#9. Too often we tell kids pleasant stories devoid of truth, and stories without truth are not good stories. Our audience deserves more from us.

Mac Barnett

#10. The process of software development doesn't feel any better than it did a generation ago.

Rob Pike

#11. You can't have an up without a down, a left without a right - and you can't have good times without expecting bad.

Harlan Coben