Social Climber Funny Quotes

#1. You're not celibate, then?" I breathe.
Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate.

E.L. James

#2. I nearly forced my own way through the undergrowth to leave the sight behind. I was afraid I'd encouraged the figure to advance by trying to see it, perhaps even by thinking about it. ("The Long Way")

Ramsey Campbell

#3. After all we did for Britain, selling that corduroy and making it swing, all we got was a bit of tin on a piece of leather.

George Harrison

#4. I thought I would attend school and get an assistant position and work my way up but being in NY and seeing the pace of everything, is very inspiring.

Alexander Wang

#5. Just because the restaurant had Dynamite Shrimp on the menu, was that any reason for the place to blow up? (re April 15 release, Killer Kitchens

Jean Harrington

#6. But that's the thing about mental illness; there's no such thing as a cookie-cutter diagnosis. We're all crazy in our own special way. Some of us just have it worse than others.

Lisa Unger

#7. He'd said all the words I'd ever hoped to hear: queen, wife, adore. The dreams I'd stored in my heart were actually comint true.

Kiera Cass

#8. You know the law of averages says:
Anything will happen that can

Steve Goodman

#9. He wants what he cannot have, and does not want what he can't refuse - and isn't aware of it. He doesn't know the difference between his own possessions and others'. Because, if he did, he would never be thwarted of disappointed.
Or nervous.

Epictetus

#10. I'm actually a sci-fi nerd on the inside; I just happen to be symmetrically put together on the outside.

Dawn Olivieri

#11. You never know what lurks just beneath the surface of my fragile sanity.

Ashly Lorenzana

#12. If you are not able to 'adjust everywhere', then even the moksha,that you have in your hand, will go away.

Dada Bhagwan

#13. Tomorrow I'll be okay, but today I let myself bleed, and that's okay too.

Claire Contreras

#14. There is absolutely zero chance that ObamaCare will be repealed while Democrats control the Senate and President Obama is in the White House.

Juan Williams