Sober Jokes Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 15 famous quotes and sayings about sober jokes to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 15 Sober Jokes Quotes

#1. And that kind of love is more important than anything right now, Lexie. It's going to keep you sane. It's always gonna remind you of who you are. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#2. Who needs luck? I have you. Bye, sweetie. - Author: Kahlen Aymes
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#3. There is no such thing as a neutral therapist. - Author: Susie Orbach
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#4. Growing up, I didn't know anybody who didn't have a miner in the family. Both of my grandfathers were miners. - Author: Jennifer Haigh
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#5. The world doesn't end just because one thing goes wrong. - Author: Shelley Duvall
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#6. I'm going to go throw up now, because ive turned into my dad. If vomiting doesn't work, I'll see if I can get an exorcism. - Author: Veronica Blade
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#7. Always listening, listening to the wet fluid speech with no order, unfinished stories, badly told jokes that he sober as a spider perfected in silence. - Author: Michael Ondaatje
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#8. Haydn lets out a low whistle. "You're a real piece of work."
"It's okay," I say, turning to face him. "I got the memo." He arches a brow. "The one that says you hate my guts. There's no need to rub it in. - Author: Siobhan Davis
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#9. Our plans for 'Superman?' I can't say. This is the most super secret thing ever. It's like working for the government, like I'm on a covert mission. - Author: Zack Snyder
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#10. I'm old enuf to remember when Dems considered a UN resolution and an actual coalition nothing more than Bushy McHitler going it alone. - Author: John Nolte
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#11. In fiction writing ideas have to be handled extremely carefully. You can't let your characters just be mouthpieces for your ideas. They have to live and breathe on their own. - Author: Alan Lightman
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#12. I said no. You're not backing away from this. From me. - Author: Becca Lee
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#13. People tend to associate anyone who looks and behaves differently with illegal or immoral activity. - Author: Marilyn Manson
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#14. Our lack of intimacy is due to our refusal to unplug and shut off communication from all others so we can be alone with Him. - Author: Francis Chan
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#15. Nothing in his life Became him like the leaving it; he died As one that had been studied in his death To throw away the dearest thing he owed, As 'twere a careless trifle. - Author: William Shakespeare
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