Top 22 So Mexican Funny Quotes
#1. I hate myself on the screen. I want to die ... my voice is either too high or too gravelly. I want to dive under the carpet ... I'd love to be tall and willowy ... I'm short.
Elizabeth Taylor
#2. There is no music unless the drum and the drummer are one.
E. E. Cummings
#3. I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.
Randall Cobb
#4. Congratulations to Mexico. They upset Brazil to win a gold medal in men's soccer. And after the Olympics ended, the Mexican soccer team, of course, returned home to their houses here in Los Angeles.
Jay Leno
#5. Sometimes if I really want to get someone's attention, I'll start a sentence with something like, "I'm not racist, but ... " I say, "I'm not racist, but you look great today." They say, "That wasn't racist at all." I said, "I know. I said I'm not racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."
Demetri Martin
#6. For heaven's sake, Darling, keep your crusading instinct [for social justice] under control ... It's uncomfortable to live with especially for those of us who haven't got one.
P.D. James
#7. Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
Chris Rock
#8. Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
Jerry Coleman
#9. I'm not Shakespeare. I have no delusions of who I am, as a writer. I wrote a simply beautiful script that's a fun-filled, joyous fantasy, and I was fine with making changes for the actors that made them comfortable.
Steve Antin
#10. Flowers are an easy, eloquent expression of love at a time when words can seem clumsy and inadequate.
Lynn Coady
#11. Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang. I've read Simone Elkeles books. I know how this whole garage as a front thing works.
Tammy Blackwell
#12. Childhood vaccines are one of the great triumphs of modern medicine. Indeed, parents whose children are vaccinated no longer have to worry about their child's death or disability from whooping cough, polio, diphtheria, hepatitis, or a host of other infections.
Ezekiel Emanuel
#13. Human relations is the study of mankind, with the purpose of revealing and removing the basic causes of conflicts among men.
Validivar
#14. In terms of clothes, everything is on the same level for me. If I like it, it doesn't matter if it cost £200 or £2.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
#15. I never like to think of any character as being over. I'm always thinking of different ways of bringing them back.
Chris Lilley
#17. You don't get points for predicting rain. You get points for building arks.
Lou Gerstner
#19. He said my dream doesn't mean I am crazy, only that I should probably love myself a little better, like most people.
Frank Lee
#20. No one can give you that which you can find within yourself.
Belsebuub
#21. You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel ... oh, nevermind.
George Lopez
#22. For me the purest and truest art in the world is science fiction.
C.J. Cherryh
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