Snarky Office Quotes

#1. I don't really think it's appropriate for me to be picking and choosing in the primaries. It's pretty dumb politics for a Republican to choose between Republicans in a contested primary because obviously you're going to be offending some people.

John Cornyn

#2. And smile, you know I always tell the girls to smile because I hate sad faces.

Oscar De La Renta

#3. When you found a woman who wanted to get up close and personal with your inner caveman on a long-term basis, you had to be her everything, because you were demanding that of her. You had to commit to becoming so attuned to every little shade and shift in her moods that she could hide nothing.

Eden Connor

#4. A theater is being given over to market forces, which means that a whole generation that should be able to do theater as well as see it is being completely deprived.

Vanessa Redgrave

#5. A bird can be a bat. A bat can be a piece of floating plastic bag. Way of the world. To see things as other things.

Jeff VanderMeer

#6. London is like a cold dark dream sometimes.

Jean Rhys

#7. Goldratt's Theory of Constraints (GTOC),

H. William Dettmer

#8. Remember, what you say comes back to you.

Zig Ziglar

#9. Knowledge and education are the key to this human tragedy which is a bonfire of hate fueled by ignorance.

Christina Engela

#10. Mental stains can not be removed by time, nor washed away by any waters.
[Lat., Animi labes nec diuturnitate vanescere nec omnibus ullis elui potest.]

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#11. I will tell you what is poetry ...
It is a remote electronic claw picking up a stuffed bunny rabbit ...

Chelsey Minnis

#12. And now we're supposed to go back to our normal lives. That's what people do. They have these amazing experiences with another person, and then they just go home and clean the bathroom or whatever.

Susane Colasanti