Top 14 Smarty Pants Funny Quotes

#1. My current fear is that the message being sent by the level of vitriol surrounding Gillard's flawed leadership (but tell me whose wasn't flawed) is being heard by Australian women and girls loud and clear. And the message is: 'Don't aspire to high office,sweetheart, because we'll flay you alive.'

Jane Caro

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#2. Like many countries, Indonesia can transform its decision-making system to be more transparent and inclusive, particularly on resource allocation and use.

Sri Mulyani Indrawati

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#3. There ain't no doubt in my mind that love is the finest thing around

James Taylor

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#4. If you play poorly one day, forget it.
If you play poorly the next time out, review your fundamentals of grip, stance, aim and ball position. Most mistakes are made before the club is swung.
If you play poorly for a third time in a row, go see your professional.

Harvey Penick

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#5. Sitcoms are like summer stock. You put it up in three days, and then you do it in front of an audience, so it's a really great transition from theatre into camera work.

Susan Egan

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#6. The present condition of fame is merely fashion.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

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#7. People who seek only success rarely find it, because success is not an end, but a consequence.

Paulo Coelho

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#8. All things do happen for a reason ... Is this not the foundation of our faith? You are here-all of us-because we are but part of a plan prepared before the foundations of the earth. It is our humble duty to discern our role in that plan.

Rick Yancey

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#9. I may not be able to keep fighting for money ... but I will always have to fight for my dignity, because that's who I am.

Nick Diaz

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#10. Live daring life.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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#11. Truly, that reason upon which we plume ourselves, though it may answer for little things, yet for great decisions is hardly surer than a toss up.

Charles Sanders Peirce

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#12. Curiosity creeps into the houses of the unfortunate and the needy under the name of duty or of pity.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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#13. When we put on clothes, we're telling ourselves something, and we're communicating that something to every person we meet.

Lisa Unger

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#14. The only guarantees in life are the guarantees you make to yourself.

Lou Silluzio

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