Smartish Gripzilla Quotes

#1. We talked of love, and all we said would fill a book thicker than this. Yet all we said was only this: that I loved her and she loved me, and we had waited long and long, would be parted no longer.

Gene Wolfe

#2. Po's [Kung Fu Panda] unending enthusiasm is something we wish we could have. We can't help but root for him because of his geek energy.

Jennifer Yuh Nelson

#3. My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

John Barrymore

#4. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Brian O'Rourke

#5. Be a good person but do not waste time to prove it.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#6. You reach a certain age
sometimes it's fifteen, sometimes it's forty-six
and you realize the cliche you have adopted for yourself isn't working.

Matt Haig

#7. I don't flip. I don't even dive into a pool - straight cannonball for me. No, thanks.

Rob Lowe

#8. Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president. But in his official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters.

Conan O'Brien

#9. If happy I and wretched he, Perhaps the king would change with me.

Charles Mackay

#10. Knowing what I'll write about and what I won't has never really been a problem. I won't write about things that bore me.

Ree Drummond

#11. If you can't be happy, then be something else. Be useful, that would be good. Decorative, if you like. Selfish, if you must. But don't whine about it.

K.J. Charles

#12. I wasn't setting out to write a documentary; if I had, I would have done it in a completely different way. I was asked to write a drama that would appeal to a big audience in America that had no knowledge or interest in The Tudors at all.

Michael Hirst

#13. I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.

Eminem

#14. The key to the U.N.'s global warming study was man's use of aerosol spray. You have to know the French were involved in a study concluding that Arrid Extra Dry is destroying the Earth. In a world in which everyone smelled, the French would be at no disadvantage. Aerosol spray. How convenient.

Ann Coulter