Smartass Birthday Quotes

#1. But for the love of piss, make some sort of decision. If you don't want to eat babies and nail bloodbags to walls, that's your choice. What Sarren did or made you do in the past has nothing to do with it now. You're a vampire. Do whatever the hell you want. - Author: Julie Kagawa

#2. Like most hearts, it was complicated, shaded with dark and dappled with light. - Author: Kate DiCamillo

#3. I'm the greatest in this world. - Author: Ringo Starr

#4. Improvise when obstacles present themselves. Happy accidents are magic! Have an open mind. - Author: Matthew Bonifacio

#5. I think if the Vatican is smart, someday they'll collect my work. - Author: Andres Serrano

#6. We constantly have ideas and experiences that go beyond what we can say or know. Most often these are expressed in art, in painting, in music. Music, everyday confronts us with a form of knowing that doesn't depend on words. - Author: Karen Armstrong

#7. "Take my own father! You know what he said in his last moments? On his deathbed, he defied me to name a man who had enjoyed a better life. In spite of the dreadful pain, his face radiated happiness," said Mother, nodding her head comfortably. "Happiness drives out pain, as fire burns out fire." - Author: Mary Lavin

#8. You know, Quincy Jones was a great mentor, but he was a man in a man's world. Fortunately he's a very sensitive man and a beautiful human being, and even though he was 14 or 15 years older than me, he's a capable human being and has great communication skills. - Author: Lesley Gore

#9. There's no limit to what working with the breath can accomplishmy own first-hand experiences with this natural healing method have convinced me that breathing well may be the master key to good health. I recommend breath work to all my patients. - Author: Andrew Weil

#10. Shadow XI. Dusk XII. Darkness XIII. Fifty-two XIV. The Knitting Done XV. The Footsteps Die Out For Ever - Author: Charles Dickens

#11. After I turn 50, I would like to sing Verdi's 'Attila.' - Author: Sondra Radvanovsky

#12. Sometimes all you need is one person with a guilty conscience to come forward and do the right thing. Often, the miracle you need resides inside of yourself, when you humbly ask for forgiveness. - Author: Shannon L. Alder

#13. Not having to be alone is happiness; we do not talk of failure or success. - Author: Mike O'Connor

#14. Machines are the opium of the masses. If all the machines in England were thrown into the North Sea tomorrow, we should be back in the Garden of Eden. And the weather would probably improve. - Author: Helen Cresswell

#15. When one is true to oneself, when one is authentic, one becomes true to the evolutionary thrust for self-optimization that exists within oneself and within the universe. And that evolutionary thrust is a continuous unfolding process. - Author: Yasuhiko Kimura