Smart Humour Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 22 famous quotes and sayings about smart humour to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 22 Smart Humour Quotes

#1. Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. - Author: Lois Greiman
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#2. Idiocy in the modern age isn't an all-encompassing, twenty-four-hour situation for most people. It's a condition that everybody slips into many times a day. Life is just too complicated to be smart all the time. - Author: Scott Adams
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#3. I don't know about that. I'm not a very analytical person. I have various impulses. I've often quoted Walt Whitman's phrase "I contain multitudes." I understand that. - Author: Patti Smith
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#4. What will an angel say that the devil wants to know? - Author: Fiona Apple
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#5. I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#6. You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. - Author: Ljupka Cvetanova
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#7. Those people who spend their time working on things they love are usually the ones enjoying life the most. They are also the ones who dared to take a risk and chase their dreams. - Author: Richard Branson
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#8. I kept taking one step forward and two back. Then I went all the way around backwards and arrived where I had dreamed of going. - Author: Bryant McGill
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#9. You hit me again," I said, growing oddly annoyed.
"Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass.
"Part of my brain hurts. I demand to know what that part of my brain is called and what its job is. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#10. If I bring forth what is inside me, what I bring forth will save me. - Author: NoViolet Bulawayo
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#11. Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? - Author: Bruce Coville
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#12. There's one thing you don't put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in a trap.
And what would that be sir?
Me - Author: Russell T. Davies
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#13. The word in your mouth is anarchy. - Author: Henry Miller
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#14. Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. - Author: Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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#15. I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it. - Author: Steve Zahn
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#16. Yes, but none of them can steal my ship.
None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time. - Author: Howard Tayler
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#17. If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious - Author: George R R Martin
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#18. You can't be blocked if you just keep on writing words. Any words. People who get 'blocked' make the mistake of thinking they have to write good words. - Author: Martha Grimes
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#19. The truth is, indeed, that love is the threshold of another universe. - Author: Pierre Teilhard De Chardin
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#20. Where there is no belief, there is no blasphemy. - Author: Salman Rushdie
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#21. Of course I'm smart. What were you expecting-'Lordy, Mr. Lawyer Man, I don't know nuthin' 'bout filin' no injunction'? Please, Alayna muttered. - Author: Karyn Langhorne Folan
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#22. Even if it is nonsense, it is often useful to know what kind of nonsense men believe. - Author: John Christopher
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