Small Weenie Quotes

#1. By the time I'm through sweeping you off your feet, you will be bursting at the seams, begging me to fuck you, never wanting another man inside you again.

T.K. Leigh

#2. Uta Hagen would say, there's the representational actor and the presentational actor.

Jake Gyllenhaal

#3. A conservative is a liberal mugged by reality.

Irving Kristol

#4. I gave you a wrist watch, baby, and you wouldn't even give me the time of day.

Patti Smith

#5. Whenever I'm in sync with the trends, it's always an accident. I still love wearing clothes I've had for ten years. I think understated luxury is the chicest thing.

Padma Lakshmi

#6. We must continue to judge of slavery by what it is, and not by what you tell us it will, or may be.

Gerrit Smith

#7. There was a momentary lull in the shooting and spellslinging, and the kid started scrambling to his feet. I grabbed his arm and pulled him back down. In my family that's not silence; it's reloading.

Lisa Shearin

#8. Once a restless or frayed mood has turned to anger, or violence, or psychosis, Richard, like most, finds it very difficult to see it as illness, rather than being willful, angry, irrational or simply tiresome.

Kay Redfield Jamison

#9. Thankfully, I have a job where it does not matter in the least what I look like.

Jason Aaron

#10. Can I throw harder than Joe Wood? Listen mister, no man alive can throw any harder than Smokey Joe Wood.

Walter Johnson

#11. I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors.

Dave Barry