Slow Internet Funny Quotes

#1. Why didn't you tell me?" Delia says, stung.
"Why don't any of us tell you anything?" I respond. "We love you.

Jodi Picoult

#2. Everyone knows I married a prince, and then I married a billionaire.

Diane Von Furstenberg

#3. Love is the universal panacea; it cures things even commonsense cannot.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#4. I have never been comfortable being the front man.

Tom Petty

#5. The worst thing about being a blonde is that your entire body blushes - ears, throat, everything. Impossible to overlook.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#6. The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.

George Soros

#7. The poems were the only thing I wrote that was not for everyone else. Then my editors at Penguin, who were also friends and had seen several of them, aggressively urged me to do a book. Editors can be aggressive, especially after drinks. That's how 'Beyond This Dark House' appeared.

Guy Gavriel Kay

#8. I have inherited this burden of superstition and nonsense. I govern innumerable men but must acknowledge that I am governed by birds and thunderclaps

Thornton Wilder

#9. You cannot fold a flood and put it in a drawer, because the winds would find it out and tell your cedar floor.

Emily Dickinson