Slipperiest Quotes

#1. Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless behind garden gnomes, glide along fence tops, and slink under benches.

Caroline Paul

#2. You could say that all of life is a series of last chances.

Cynthia Voigt

#3. I'm not gonna be broke, like my mom was broke, my uncles were broke, my sisters didn't have money, my cousins on down.

R. Kelly

#4. Sighing, she shut the book with a snap. All right. You need to vent, so I'll listen to you vent. But do it quickly, because Rydstorm was about to plunder Sabine with his thick, hard -

Gena Showalter

#5. If our current barbaric world spirals into greater corruption and brutality, our descendants may become so cruel and so morally perverse that they cross time to watch us suffer, bearing orgasmic witness to the bloodbaths from which their sick civilization grew.

Dean Koontz

#6. To whom nothing is given, of him can nothing be required.

Henry Fielding

#7. To be universally liked is to be relatively ignored.

Christian Rudder

#8. If we cannot shape our destiny there as no such thing as witchcraft.

Andre Malraux

#9. When I turned 16, I thought I was a man. I needed the money. When you don't have it, crazy thoughts go through your mind.

Snoop Dogg

#10. There are people who didn't like 'The Departed,' you know?

Kevin Connolly

#11. Add children to the list of things I hate.

Lauren Morrill

#12. Don't behave in a funny manner. We must have Calcutta in India.

Pranab Mukherjee

#13. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.

Abraham Lincoln