Slightly Inappropriate Quotes

#1. I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.

Gilbert Gottfried

#2. Fuck, this is gonna piss you off and then you aren't gonna let me stick my dick in you," he muttered.
"Do you have to be so crude?" I snapped.
"Have you met me?"
"Who says I'd let you do it anyway?"
"Babe," he replied in a low, rough voice, raising his eyebrow at me.

Joanna Wylde

#3. We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!

Bryan Lee O'Malley

#4. The sadistic narcissist perceives himself as Godlike, ruthless and devoid of scruples, capricious and unfathomable, emotion-less and non-sexual, omniscient, omnipotent and omni-present, a plague, a devastation, an inescapable verdict.

Sam Vaknin

#5. The mark of a mature man is the ability to give love and receive it joyously and without guilt.

Leo Baeck

#6. Some folk, too, believe what the loudest talker says. And some folk because it frightens them not to.

Anne McCaffrey

#7. So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.

Daniel Handler

#8. I looked below and saw my people there, and all were well and happy except one, and he was lying like the dead - and that one was myself.

Black Elk

#9. What the Vatican did will be indelibly and eternally engraved in our hearts. Priests and even high prelates did things that will forever be an honor to Catholicism.

Israel Zolli

#10. It doesn't have to be that bad,' Chade said quietly. 'Most prisons are of our own making. A man makes his own freedom, too.

Robin Hobb

#11. Glass had come to view the sea, which he once embraced as synonymous with freedom, as no more than the confining parameters of small ships. He resolved to turn a new direction.

Michael Punke

#12. I've always believed that we could reach past genre
we didn't ride the grunge coat-tails; we've always been on our terms.

Billy Corgan

#13. But under it all they were men, penetrating the land of desolation and mockery and silence, puny adventurers bent on colossal adventure, pitting themselves against the might of a world as remote and alien and pulseless as the abysses of space.

Jack London

#14. The Bible nowhere states that people before the law observed the Sabbath as a day of rest or worship.

David K. Bernard

#15. As a chef, I had started working with groups like Share Our Strength and various local food banks in New York, raising money for hunger-related issues. And not only me, but the entire restaurant industry has been very focused on this issue.

Tom Colicchio

#16. Humility can't be bought at a bargain price. It's the long working of grace upon grace within the hurts of our hearts.

Lysa TerKeurst