Top 15 Slicing Machine Quotes
#1. The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and putting your nose in a slicing machine: it's dumb, stupid, and no fun.
Robert Farrar Capon
#2. Anything that spreads books and brings about more books, I would say it is good. Good medicine, not bad.
Jenny Colgan
#3. Labour-saving devices just make us try to cram more pointless activities into each day, rather than doing the important thing, which is to enjoy our life.
Tom Hodgkinson
#4. The nice thing about Toronto is there's not a competition.
John Turturro
#5. He who is wise puts aside all claims which may dissipate his attention, and confining himself to one branch excels in that.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#6. The point is, life has to be endured, and lived. But how to live it is the problem.
Daphne Du Maurier
#7. He can guess, but he won't ever know, not really. What it was like, what she was thinking, everything she'd never told him. Whether she thought he'd failed her, or whether she wanted him to let her go. This, more than anything, makes him feel that she is gone.
Celeste Ng
#8. I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards.
Paul O'Grady
#10. My God, what a clumsy olla putrida James Joyce is! Nothing but old fags and cabbage stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest, stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness - what old and hard-worked staleness, masquerading as the all-new!
D.H. Lawrence
#11. I think Democrats keep the commandments of the Lord more.
Lincoln Davis
#12. There is nothing like desire for obstructing any resemblance between what one says and what one has on one's mind.
Marcel Proust
#13. You got two feet, Sethe, not four. he said, and right then a forest sprang up between them; tactless and quiet.
Toni Morrison
#14. Kyubey: ... Oh, geez. I never would have thought you capable of throwing your friend off a bridge. That wasn't a sane act, Madoka!
Magica Quartet
#15. My photographs are a picture of the chaos in the world, and of my relationship to that chaos. My prints show the world's constant upsetting of man's equilibrium, and his eternal battle to reestablish it.
Alfred Stieglitz
