Slawinski Auctioneers Quotes

#1. If you want someone else to do a task, don't do it yourself.

Gretchen Rubin

#2. Everyone in your culture knows this. Man was born to turn the world into paradise, but tragically he was born flawed. And so his paradise has always been spoiled by stupidty, greed, destructiveness, and shortsightedness.

Daniel Quinn

#3. I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.

Mitch Hedberg

#4. The most dangerous kind of girl involvement with gangs is one where the girls are just sort of hanging around the gang boys or even being part of the male gang.

Meda Chesney-Lind

#5. Today we thank God for all the blessings He has bestowed upon this great Country and ask Him to continue to heal our land and meet our needs - and we do so through the power of prayer.

Nick Rahall

#6. Pushing yourself to be the best is unsustainable. Simply push yourself to be better than the day before.

Simon Sinek

#7. Unfortunately, there are no guarentees in life.

Simone Elkeles

#8. You may scoff at the Tooth Fairy if you like. But the Tooth Fairy's approach has gotten more politicians elected than any economist's analysis.

Thomas Sowell

#9. In the name of all the elves in Christendom, is that Jane Eyre?

Charlotte Bronte

#10. There are limits to human beings and science, and fiction is one way to expose those limits. --Ono Norihiro

Patrick W. Galbraith

#11. Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

Katharine Whitehorn

#12. Habit is a strong invisible prison.

John O'Donohue

#13. Everybody wants to know why we're here, so we search for that answer. We want to know who we belong to so we search for those people and all the while God is whispering, 'Here I am.

Donna VanLiere

#14. The legal system has been designed to rob the bank accounts of the common people.

Steven Magee

#15. Is not man himself the most unsettled of all the creatures of the earth? What is this trembling sensation that is intensified with each ascending step in the natural order?

Ugo Betti