Slapfight Quotes

#1. In a slapfight with Jesus
my face bleeds
because no one cut their fingernails back then

Daniel Bailey

#2. Kindness can turn the bad man's heart, and fools convert to wise, Make poison into nectar-juice, and friends of enemies.

Bhartrhari

#3. The stone throwing and house burning is no longer a face of Kenya . Kenya is now a destination for investment and tourism.

Raila Odinga

#4. Don't show off every day, or you'll stop surprising people. There must always be some novelty left over. The person who displays a little more of it each day keeps up expectations, and no one ever discovers the limits of his talent.

Baltasar Gracian

#5. I use only essential oils for perfumes.

Jessica Capshaw

#6. You need to change the whole system to be free, not just improve your part in it.

Kameron Hurley

#7. I know I'm bitter and a little jaded, and mildly enjoy it, but am I a sad person? Am I happy?
I plan on being happy in the future for sure, but it isn't here yet. So what does that make me, exactly?

Chris Colfer

#8. As long as you haven't been able to feel all kinds of emotions simultaneously, you haven't been able to understand an ultimate logic in which the past, present and future take place at once.

Toba Beta

#9. Love is a strange dark magic.

Atticus

#10. Humor is detachment, and detachment sets you free.

Marty Rubin

#11. When all else fails ... believing in yourself will help you prevail! Try it and see

Timothy Pina