Slap Love Quotes

#1. Maybe love was different for everyone, sometimes soft and gentle, other times a slap in the face - a doe-eyed vixen that called you out on your shit and set every inch of you on fire. - Author: Keira Blackwood

#2. Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will. - Author: H.M. Ward

#3. Nat didn't know what to make of Ryan Wesson-whether she wanted to slap him or kiss him. Slap him, definitely - Author: Melissa De La Cruz

#4. A bruising love where every pat was just this side of a slap. The love one has for something always beneath you. - Author: Joe Abercrombie

#5. I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band. - Author: Christian Finnegan

#6. Of course I'm totally biased, but I think my mom is an amazing educator. She continues to work tirelessly for the kids in her classes, year after year - despite the innumerable obstacles she faces. She is a huge inspiration to me. - Author: Kandyse McClure

#7. We could have saved it, but we were too doggone cheap. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#8. Evolutionarily speaking, there is seldom any mystery in why we seek the goals we seek - why, for example, people would rather make love with an attractive partner than get a slap on the belly with a wet fish. - Author: Steven Pinker

#9. I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face with my glove, and challenge him to pistols at dawn? - Author: Molly Ringle

#10. You can stretch to your fullest in this land, Emma, and not touch any edges. There's no dream too big for the wilderness. I'd hate to see it tamed and carved up into little fiefdoms. - Author: Alice Valdal

#11. Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time? - Author: Nancy Werlin

#12. Should I slap a cowboy hat on you and call you Sissy? - Author: Roni Loren

#13. I tell you to slow down and you don't listen and I almost love what a cunt you can be because one of these days you're gonna tie me to a bed and slap me and lord over me the way you lord over all people who get in your way. You're so revved up and I want to play with you and I do. - Author: Caroline Kepnes

#14. You remember Ernest Angley? TV healer. He'd slap people's foreheads - whap! - and they'd flop over, quivering like fish." She hooted in laughter. "I used to love watching him. It was like professional wrestling for Baptists. - Author: Daryl Gregory

#15. I would love to slap you right now, but I'm currently wielding a nine pound ball and I'm afraid that would be called murder. - Author: Sara Wolf

#16. Sometimes no matter how many eyelashes or dandelion seeds you blow, no matter how much of your heart you tear out and slap on your sleeve, it just ain't gonna happen. - Author: Melissa Jensen

#17. I have not seen one who loves virtue as he loves beauty. - Author: Confucius

#18. What did she love Shelley for? His reckless spontaneity
like this. His helpless generous nature
like this. His treatment of her as a reasonable human being and not a trembling little rose
and so on. If she loved him for these things, could she hate him for them? Could she? - Author: Jude Morgan

#19. Disrespecting disrespect is not disrespect; it's a birthright. - Author: Ben Tolosa

#20. Miraculously, I keep it together, although I would love to just slap the stupid out of them. - Author: Brandy Nacole

#21. Henceforth, whenever we are threatened with being cast adrift upon love's transcendent, golden shore, I want you to slap my face. - Author: Amanda Quick

#22. If somebody is really trying to take your head off with a baseball bat - I don't know how long you're supposed to stand there and turn the other cheek, so he or she can get a better angle at taking your head off. - Author: Maya Angelou

#23. One of the things that I try to do when I have a tough time with anything - whatever it may be - is just look at someone else's situation. Here in Staten Island, look, I have people that have children that haven't been back in their home for 18 months after Sandy. They lost every worldly possession. - Author: Michael Grimm

#24. And I knew I was walking into this alone. And that was for the best. - Author: Kiera Cass

#25. Violet remembered that slap; later her mother had called it a "love tap," as if to further confuse love with pain. - Author: Koren Zailckas

#26. Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more. - Author: Germaine Greer

#27. My career is really important to me, but there have to be other great, important things in your life besides work. - Author: Katherine Heigl

#28. She could not bear to look at him just now. If she did, she might well slap him again. Or cry. Or kiss him. And never know which was right and which was wrong and which was madness. - Author: George R R Martin

#29. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND FOR THAT PERSON TO SLAP YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE - Author: Richelle Mead

#30. She was losing it. Needing to harden, hating that she was out of control and sloppy, she punched the leather. He needed to apologize. He needed to stop the fucking car and kiss her. She had to slap him. Eve didn't realize how badly she'd been craving this man. - Author: Debra Anastasia

#31. It always depresses me when people moan about how commercial Christmas is. I love everything about it. The tradition of having this great big feast, slap bang in the middle of winter, is an essential thing to look forward to at the end of the year. - Author: Richard E. Grant

#32. The healthy move to adulthood is toward interdependence, not complete "do-it-yourself" isolation. - Author: Daniel J. Siegel

#33. I do keep him at the back of my mind for those times I get me hopes raised about something. So then I can slap myself into reality and remind myself of what happens when you let someone into your sacred space. - Author: Melina Marchetta

#34. I find myself wishing that I could work that magic for her. That I could bring the smile back to her face. But I slap at those thoughts as if they were mosquitoes. What am I doing, caring so much about my best friend's love? I deny my feelings for her because they shouldn't exist. - Author: Amy Plum

#35. The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love it. - Author: Stacey Jay

#36. But how can I let him just walk away with a smile on my face and a slap on his back when every cell in my body is tied painfully to him, and I can't breathe when I think of him being away from me?! - Author: Llarjme

#37. I didn't know you were such a light-weight. I would have cut you off, Love Lump."
I make a face, digging the bottle from the couch cushions. "Light-weight? This motherfucker is gone. Light-weight. Come lay on me. I'll slap your sweet pussy swollen. - Author: Pella Grace

#38. She wanted to hug him and at the same time she kind of wanted to slap him. - Author: Liane Moriarty

#39. It was harder, I thought, to watch someone in pain than to be in it yourself. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater

#40. While I am speaking the opportunity is lost. - Author: Ovid

#41. Those who jump out of airplanes do not love life - they deny it, which, of course, is not done without a certain naughty exhilaration. Like children they relish tugging on the apron of Mother Nature, as long as she doesn't turn and slap them. - Author: Anthony Marais

#42. Miss Carson, you need to step outside and slap me again. The side you hit is mostly dead. You need to hit the other side of my face so I can feel it like I should. - Author: Lorraine Heath

#43. The universe isn't mine: it's me. 139 - Author: Fernando Pessoa