Skippy The Magnificent Quotes

#1. Miz Ellen, what do you carry in that handbag of yours that has enough wallop to knock down a full-grown man? - Dan Landry

Jane Rainwater

#2. The difference between an unconverted and a converted man is not that the one has sins and the other has none; but that the one takes part with his cherished sins against a dreaded God and the other takes part with a reconciled God against his hated sins.

William Arnot

#3. I met Gerald Ford. I met Richard Nixon. I met Jimmy Carter. I met Dwight Eisenhower when he was a general. George Bush senior. I haven't met Bill Clinton or George W. Bush, although I got a letter from him.

Pete Rose

#4. Life wasn't about doubt, because if it was, we'd never get anything done.

Aishabella Sheikh

#5. A few regular troops from old France, weakened by hunger and sickness, who, when fresh, were unable to withstand the British soldiers, are their general's chief dependence.

James Wolfe

#6. We're organisms; we're conceived, we're born, we live, we die, and we decay. But as we decay we feed the world of the living: plants and bugs and bacteria.

William M. Bass

#7. You never have to buy an issue of Cosmo again to be the 'Best Lover He's Ever Had.' Just remember this phrase: 'Oh my goodness, I don't know if that will fit.' Then start mentally picking out jewelry.

Lisa Ann Walter

#8. If you were a man, your ladyship, I would cordially horsewhip you for that remark.

Deanna Raybourn

#9. Homicide is 0.8% of deaths. Diet-related disease is over 60%. But no one talks about it.

Jamie Oliver

#10. If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison

Sean Liburd