Skewering Machine Quotes

#1. People of our time are so formed for agitation and ostentation that goodness, moderation, equability, constancy, and such quiet and obscure qualities are no longer felt.

Michel De Montaigne

#2. I like being a villain. Villains are more exciting.

Judd Nelson

#3. You apply Pilates in everyday life, like how you sit, how you walk. You've heard a lot of people complain about back problems; it is because these people walk incorrectly with the last vertebra of their tailbone. They stick it out instead of pulling it in and down.

Romana Kryzanowska

#4. But though you have the wealth of a cloak-room attendant at the Carlton Hotel, you cannot buy yourself a minute more time than I have, or the cat by the fire has.

Arnold Bennett

#5. I would not have my sheep branded with any other mark than my own, or follow the whistle of a strange shepherd.

Elizabeth I