Skewering His Balls Quotes

#1. To love does not mean to look at each other, but to work together in the same direction.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#2. Bosch knew the dawn had nothing on the dusk. Dawn always came up ugly, as if the sun was clumsy and in a hurry. The dusk was smoother, the moon more graceful. Maybe it was because the moon was more patient. In life and nature, Bosch thought, darkness always waits.

Michael Connelly

#3. I'm not the marrying kind -"
St. Vincent snorted. "No man is. Marriage is a female invention.

Lisa Kleypas

#4. Fear is a wet blanket that smothers the fiery passion God deposited in your heart when he formed you. Fear freezes us into inaction. Frozen ideas, frozen souls, frozen bodies can't move, can't dream, can't risk, can't love, and can't live. Fear chains us.

Stasi Eldredge

#5. Ladies, how do you expect a man to love you, if he hasn't first learnt how to love himself?

Nikki Rowe

#6. Dad gave me two pieces of advice. One was, "No matter how good you think you are, there are people better than you." But he was an optimist too; his other advice: "Never worry about rejection. Every day is a new beginning."

John Ritter

#7. Why must it be in human nature to hear one thing but to believe in another?"
"Because we want things to get better," I said. "Otherwise we would all give up.

F.E. Higgins

#8. I am awful. I am heartless. I am scared that these things are actually true.

John Green

#9. People are more comfortable learning about wine because now they can just Google, you know, 'Soave,' and say, 'Oh, O.K., cool.'

Gary Vaynerchuk

#10. My ignorance would require a volume to itself. Between its covers would be preserved a record of the spurious model of all creation I had in my head, a prelapsarian construct, uncorrupted by the facts.

Peter Blegvad

#11. They say that a man has to want to quit before he can stop working, that nobody can stop working for him. His first step is to make a fearless inventory of his life and admit to himself that he has a job.

Gary Reilly

#12. I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir.

Fawn Hall