Skewered Herring Quotes

#1. I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"

Mitch Hedberg

#2. People aren't for hitting.

Barbara Mikulski

#3. Strength is incomprehensible by weakness, and, therefore, the more terrible.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

#4. Once I have impounded love and towed it into the confine of words, I have lost it altogether.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#5. Predators did not need mercy.

Conn Iggulden

#6. America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

Will Rogers

#7. If we have not quiet in our minds, outward comfort will do no more for us ...

John Bunyan

#8. My ultimate goal is to create operating systems for myself that allow me to think as little as possible about the silly decisions you can make all day long - like what to eat or where we should meet - so I can focus on making real decisions. Because mental energy is a finite quantity.

Alexa Von Tobel

#9. In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased

Katie Canty

#10. Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.

Laurell K. Hamilton