Skeezie Quotes

#1. Dear Skeezie, Today I ran after a boy as he was trying to get away. I tackled him and we both landed in the mud. Do you think I appeared desperate?-Joe Bunch

James Howe

#2. My dreams are a stupid shelter, like an umbrella against lightning.

Fernando Pessoa

#3. I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

Norm MacDonald

#4. I've always had to have some kind of failure before I was successful.

Dan O'Brien

#5. That's what I think musicals will come to. No backstage stories, nothing of that sort.

Vincente Minnelli

#6. 70% of children born into poverty will never make it to the middle class. The uncomfortable truth is that there are now a number of other countries with as much or more opportunity than ours. In fact, more people in Canada go on to surpass the income of their parents than in the United States.

Marco Rubio

#7. You want anything from me before the sun is up, you better have a cup of coffee in your hand.

Natalie Herzer

#8. Scurrility has no object in view but incivility; if it is uttered from feelings of petulance, it is mere abuse; if it is spoken in a joking manner, it may be considered raillery.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#9. If you think something should be done, take the trouble to write to me about it, and together we will decide the time and manner of doing it.

Vincent De Paul

#10. Eva Stachniak has given readers a thrilling glimpse into the scandals and secrets at the heart of the Russian Imperial court. With deft prose and exquisite detail, Stachniak has resurrected one of the most compelling ages in history. Turn off the phones and lock the doors - you will not put it down.

Deanna Raybourn

#11. From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me.

Ludovico Ariosto

#12. I remembered my father's speech about what Jack was capable of and wasn't; he'd said, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH JACK LOVES YOU. I thought about all the girls he'd stopped loving; it was like he had a timer, and at a certain point it buzzed.

Melissa Bank