Sippy Cup Quotes

#1. I'll never be, like, sippy cup country, or write about everything I do around the house.

Randy Houser

#2. Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

Maria Bamford

#3. There is a trend today that would put a new robe on the prodigal son while he is still feeding hogs. Some would put the ring on his finger while he still in the pigsty. Others would paint the pigsty and advocate bigger and better hog pens.

Vance Havner

#4. Maybe I simply knew how good it would finally feel to submit, how rewarding. And it scared me. Scared me almost as much as the idea of not having it at all.

Laurelin Paige

#5. You can't press your suit and another fellow's trousers simultaneously.

P.G. Wodehouse

#6. I'm breaking all my rules with this woman, acting outside my very nature. Maybe other men have survived her flames, but I fear I'm already burning.

Laurelin Paige

#7. I don't believe I ever saw an Oklahoman who wouldn't fight at the drop of a hat
and frequently drop the hat himself.

Robert E. Howard

#8. Happiness does not lie in getting people and things outside of you lined up exactly to suit your desires.

Ken Keyes Jr.

#9. That's your story? And you're sticking to it?" Brandt asked. "That you're suggesting a mission that is super dangerous, but Lopez could get us out of it on unicycles? Driven into the sea?

Carolyn McCray