Simpsons Union Quotes

#1. Theatre is the art form of the present: it exists only in the present, and then it's gone.

Simon McBurney

#2. My literal responsibility as director of the CIA with regard to covert action was to inform the Congress - not to seek their approval; to inform.

Michael Hayden

#3. I always tell people that our sports aren't that dangerous.

Shaun White

#4. I think you assume everyone is going to be your enemy. And by doing that, you sort of make it come true.

Jeff Garvin

#5. Writing anything is terribly hard but, alas for me, because I am addicted, a heck of a lot of fun. I often am sorry I ever started writing prose, because it is so hard. But I can't stop.

Judy Collins

#6. And with alphabetical irony Nigeria follows New Zealand

David Coleman

#7. Upon the occasion of history's first manned flight - in the 1780's aboard the Montgolfier brothers' hot-air balloons - someone asked Franklin what use he saw in such frivolity. "What use," he replied, "is a newborn baby?

Mary Roach

#8. Not my fault that you're distractingly pretty.
I have to take a minute to confirm to the pissed off part of my brain that still works that, yes, in fact, I did just say that. And I don't know if distractingly is even a word. If it is, it's a stupid one. Like me.

Katja Millay

#9. This was real. And it was me. I had lived that life, and I had died that death. I was staring at the very end of me.

Hilary Duff