Top 8 Simpsons Hockey Episode Quotes

#1. Park's eyes got wide. well, sort of wide. Sometimes she wondered if the shape of his eyes affected how he saw things. That was probably the most racist question of all time.

Rainbow Rowell

Simpsons Hockey Episode Quotes #607059
#2. He had been trying to measure the distance between the earth and God.

Ursula K. Le Guin

Simpsons Hockey Episode Quotes #682922
#3. Fuck I was in heaven. I was also aware that I was pretty damn close to being assured a spot in hell.

Ella Frank

Simpsons Hockey Episode Quotes #1128429
#4. My interpretation can only be as inerrant as I am, and that's good to keep in mind.

Rachel Held Evans

Simpsons Hockey Episode Quotes #1486490
#5. Words can never really help you say, what you want them to anyway. And words can never really help you see, what you really want to be.

Dawud Wharnsby Ali

Simpsons Hockey Episode Quotes #1507553
#6. Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

Lou Reed

Simpsons Hockey Episode Quotes #1570193
#7. I'm so glad I didn't die on the various occasions I have earnestly wished I might, for I would have missed a lot of lovely weather.

Elizabeth Von Arnim

Simpsons Hockey Episode Quotes #1612239
#8. Love? ... It's at the heart of every story.

Jessica Day George

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