Simple But Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 35 Simple But Funny Quotes

#1. If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't. - Author: Steve Coogan
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#2. Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.
Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#3. Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. - Author: Rick Steves
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#4. It's not just love, or desire, but something profoundly less complex, as unadorned and simple as the vehicle code. Officer laughs, cries. Tearful and giddy, she whales on her demonstrator with what she realizes is joy in her heart. - Author: Daniel Orozco
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#5. I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#6. Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. - Author: Ben Stein
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#7. As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it. - Author: Henry Cho
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#8. She loved their funny stiff dancing, listening to their incomprehensible and guttural tongue, and watching their simple gestures, natural behavior and childlike eagerness for life. - Author: Erik Larson
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#9. A hundred people is rather a large handful for the four of us to take on," Malcolm pointed out. "Do you have any ideas about how we're going to handle that task?"
"Simple," Halt told him. "We'll surround them. - Author: John Flanagan
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#10. This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. - Author: Raneem Kayyali
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#11. I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way. - Author: John Slattery
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#12. All the things I thought I was - simple and plain and sometime funny - are very small words. They do not begin to describe me. They do not begin to express what is inside of me. I have value, and I have worth. I cannot be replaced like old shoes or taken for granted like tap water. - Author: Adriana Trigiani
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#13. I put my hands on his chest, splaying my fingers, feeling his heart beat under my palm. Funny how such a simple thing like a heartbeat could fascinate me now that I didn't have one. Or maybe it was just Zeke's heart that I was fascinated with. - Author: Julie Kagawa
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#14. Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it. - Author: Dan Jenkins
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#15. It's funny, I don't know where I would place myself in the literary landscape. I really just write the book that I would want to read. I put on the blinders, and I really - it is, for me, that simple. - Author: Dan Brown
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#16. A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. - Author: Khaled Hosseini
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#17. Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance - Author: Alison Wong
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#18. One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple. - Author: Tracey Alvarez
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#19. There is a simple explanation for why men haven't found women funny. It's because men only ever experience women in relation to men: they never get to see what women are like with one another. Shows like ours started to let men in on the joke. - Author: Magda Szubanski
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#20. Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to help release these traumas. His philosophy was simple: "To air is human ... but to really cut one loose is divine. - Author: Swami Beyondananda
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#21. Funny, how things became very simple once a man's course was decided. It was the aimlessness of choice that made mischief, among both sidhe and mortals. - Author: Lilith Saintcrow
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#22. She never wanted an extravagant life-- only one filled with simple joys like children, family, friendship, good books, funny jokes, and a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream. - Author: S.A. Huchton
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#23. The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." - Author: David Frost
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#24. For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question - Author: Rick Yancey
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#25. Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of thing. After all those labors I had to complete for my evil cousin Eurystheus, well...I don't want to be that guy, you know? - Author: Rick Riordan
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#26. I make big objects that are simple, bright and clear, kind of ironic but hopefully funny because I love the shapes, and I get inspiration from toys and books, and I believe in art for everyone. - Author: Florentijn Hofman
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#27. I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. - Author: Rowan Atkinson
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#28. Yes, we do defend our office as we do defend our homes. This is a constitutional right everybody has, and nothing's funny about that. The only reason they get mad at the Black Panther Party when you do it is for the simple reason that we're political. - Author: Fred Hampton
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#29. Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#30. My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. - Author: Chic Murray
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#31. I think a lot of people have seen me on The Simple Life and think I'm a "spoilt airhead," but I was playing a character. The producers said they wanted Nicole and I just to be crazy and funny and say outlandish things. - Author: Paris Hilton
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#32. Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? - Author: Melissa Landers
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#33. There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: 'Thou shalt not eat.' (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn't involved dieting, don't you?) - Author: Liz Curtis Higgs
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#34. Funny how when life was that simple, you never really realized how lucky you were. - Author: Jenny Downham
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#35. Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are. - Author: Curnonsky
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