Simon Kelleher Quotes

#1. When we think about fairy tales, we think about happily ever afters, forgetting the darkness that stories beginning with "once upon a time" so often contain.
I tried to protect Shay from that darkness. But there was no way to shield her from the truth: Life is not a fairy tale.

Laura J. Burns

#2. The whole issue is that everyone would love to do theater, but it doesn't pay enough, so to do music theater on TV, that's the ultimate dream.

Taye Diggs

#3. Humans are not physically normal in the absence of hard physical effort.

Mark Rippetoe

#4. To tell a falsehood is like the cut of a saber: for though the wound may heal, the scar of it will remain.

Saadi

#5. I'm on Twitter, but I'm not super active. I follow a lot of the same people that a lot of people follow: Rob Delaney, Megan Amram, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, people I've worked with.

Randall Park

#6. Potatoes came to Europe from the New World in the early sixteenth century. Sir Francis Drake is thought to have introduced the potato to England, and shortly afterward Sir Walter Raleigh tried planting them on his Irish estates. When

Ryan Hackney

#7. I was a poster child ... for birth control!

Rodney Dangerfield

#8. And then he remembered that in the outside world, no one had to unlock a door before he entered

Jodi Picoult

#9. Redouble your efforts on a daily basis

Sunday Adelaja

#10. Imagination only fails us in the end, when the stories we tell ourselves have to stop.

Joy Williams

#11. Mind is buddha. This is not our brain; it's not our head.

Geoffrey Shugen Arnold

#12. A critical function that we journalists perform at political conventions is to try to get into parties that we have not been invited to. There are dozens of these parties, sponsored by large corporations with a sincere public-spirited desire to become larger.

Dave Barry