Simon Helberg Quotes

#1. I walked into the wrong examination room. I'm bad enough at facial recognition ... I saw more that day than I cared to. Fortunately, I didn't recognize her from that angle, whoever it was, and I didn't ask. I'm off to a rocky start on the road to fatherhood, but I got a free view.

Simon Helberg

#2. The thing about movies is if somebody has an idea that works, it's in, and I say that as a screenwriter as well as a director.

William Monahan

#3. We're going to do a natural birth. At first she was like, 'We should do it at home,' and I said, 'Look, either way, when you go into labor, I will be checking into a hospital ... so if you want to come along, come along.

Simon Helberg

#4. What persons are by starts they are by nature.

Laurence Sterne

#5. I wouldn't wear turtlenecks. That I'm not envious of. But who knows? I might sneak out a few things and hope and pray that no one says, 'Hey, didn't you wear that when you were playing an enormous geek on TV?'

Simon Helberg

#6. The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip.

Alan Shepard

#7. I think one of the geniuses of Bound and The Matrix and Memento is the complete collaboration of the effort. There were no rotten apples.

Joe Pantoliano

#8. It's not really about confidence. It's just something that isn't really in the vocabulary of what goes on at work. The writers write and the actors act.

Simon Helberg

#9. I thought it was going to be a hut in Topanga and Janis Joplin was going to come out, but it's a real doctor ... I went to Beverly Hills to meet this midwife; you'd think they'd be in nature.

Simon Helberg

#10. Well, I think that everybody is kind of a nerd at heart.

Simon Helberg

#11. I actually struggled through teaching myself to cook because I'm completely ignorant in the kitchen. So I did really macho things like trying to make my own curry. Really hardcore stuff.

Simon Helberg

#12. I don't believe I'll be in the new 'Arrested Development' unless they ask me, in which case, okay! That's how easy I am to get.

Simon Helberg

#13. Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.

Charles Finch

#14. Rosaleen was a nuisance. Her children thought she was a nuisance because it was true. She was. A Nuisance.
Rosalene was a nightmare. She was very difficult. She was incrasingly difficult. She made her children cry.

Anne Enright

#15. What had Nietzsche said? A living thing seeks to discharge its strength.

Michael Jason Brandt

#16. We are teaching kids to fail. We need to teach our kids to succeed.

John Catsimatidis

#17. Death, after all, is the common expectation from birth. Neither heroes nor cowards can escape it.

Ellis Peters

#18. How many times have you said to yourself, at least I have, "Ahh ... I don't care, I don't really want to live anymore", without even thinking about the meaning of it.

Paulo Coelho

#19. 4 I t sought the LORD, and he answered me and delivered me from all my fears. 5 Those who look to him are u radiant, and their faces shall never be ashamed.

Anonymous

#20. There are those moments where you realize that your parents or your heroes are human and are fallible. That concept, in and of itself, is something that is dangerous to me, in a good way. It's exciting and scary to meet those people.

Simon Helberg

#21. I'm married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.

Simon Helberg

#22. These are the influences that everybody has. Some individuals might stand out because of one thing or another, but whether one's perception as a child of what was important or not is accurate, I don't know.

John Hume

#23. There's no real escape from the work, but in some ways, if you're as obsessive as I am, it's a sweet little thing we've figured out. You bring your work home and you work 24 hours a day, but it's good.

Simon Helberg