Sigma Chi Funny Sayings

#1. One woman reads another's character Without the tedious trouble of deciphering

Ben Jonson

#2. I don't hang out with the glitteringly successful people; I hang out with people who've been friends for many years, and to some extent I feel my worldly success is a bit uncomfortable for them.

Kazuo Ishiguro

#3. The hippest thing you can do is not play at all. Just listen.

Lennie Tristano

#4. Of all children how can the children of God be old?

George MacDonald

#5. Everything has a price.

Anne Bishop

#6. I don't ever get the great looking lawyer roles because I've got a thick neck from playing football.

Channing Tatum

#7. My Real Children starts quietly, then suddenly takes you on two roller-coaster rides at once, swooping dizzily through a double panorama and ending in a sort of super Sophie's Choice. A daring tour de force.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#8. Diversity there certainly is in the world, but it means neither inequality nor untouchability.

Mahatma Gandhi

#9. The English never abolish anything. They put it in cold storage.

Alfred North Whitehead

#10. To write that essential book, a great writer does not need to invent it but merely to translate it, since it already exists in each one of us. The duty and task of a writer are those of translator.

Marcel Proust

#11. I know how it feels when you want to illustrate an idea but you just don't know how to start. And when you finally grabbed the confidence to mark that paper but then it turned out really terrible that you don't want to show it to anyone.

John Davidson

#12. Respect my trendsetting abilities. Once that happens, everyone wins.

Kanye West

#13. When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

Paul Rudd

#14. I was writing Diamonds and Rust' and it had nothing to do with what it turned out to be. I don't remember what it is, but I think I was writing a song. It was literally interrupted by a phone call, and it just took another curve and it came out to be what it was.

Joan Baez