Sidebottom Quotes

#1. Historians turning their hands to fiction are all the rage. Since Alison Weir led the way in 2006, an ever-growing number of established non-fiction writers - Giles Milton, Simon Sebag Montefiore, Harry Sidebottom, Patrick Bishop, Ian Mortimer and myself included - have written historical novels.

Saul David

#2. I like doing both comedy and drama. I'm not really feeling more drawn to one over the other. I also like dramedies. I like movies and TV shows that are mixtures of the two.

Jane Levy

#3. The instant you say All Quiet On The Western Front people remember that great 20th century classic book on war, a book about a school boy turned into a soldier overnight.

Ann Widdecombe

#4. You still mine babe?" "Lock, stock and barrel baby" I whispered as his lips found mine.

D.H. Sidebottom

#5. I want you Red, more than I have ever wanted anything in my whole life. I want to govern you, I want to dictate you but more than that, I want to pleasure you, please you and I want to watch your beautiful face as I make you quiver and scream in ecstasy.

D.H. Sidebottom

#6. You're my master. And I am only here to serve you. That's what I understand. And to be honest, I don't think there's anything else to know.

D.H. Sidebottom

#7. I still get a chill when I sing, 'You Don't Own Me.' I find some new feeling in it every time.

Lesley Gore

#8. Pain + arousal = fucking bliss! Self-harming

D.H. Sidebottom

#9. There's no room for shame here. Shame will be fucked out of you. Do you understand that?

D.H. Sidebottom

#10. I will possess you so entirely that you will ask for permission to fucking breathe.

D.H. Sidebottom

#11. We forgot everything. We forgot how shit life was. And we danced.

D.H. Sidebottom

#12. I am here to fuck you. To take whatever depraved act you want to enact. I am here to feed from your merciless lust, and to quench the undying thirst for degradation you have." Snapping out of his shock, he laughed.

D.H. Sidebottom

#13. From a purely tourist standpoint, Oxford is overpowering, being so replete with architecture and history and anecdote that the visitor's mind feels dribbling and helpless, as with an over-large mouthful of nougat.

Margaret Halsey

#14. Maximus was cleaning his blade on the dead man's wolfskin. 'You promised him his life,' the Greek said. 'No, I said death was his last worry.' Maximus swung up on to Pale Horse. 'Is that not so for all of us?

Harry Sidebottom

#15. You are the lamb. I am the shepherd. I will control your every move. I will direct and govern you until you learn your place. And I will guide you along the path to your slaughter.

D.H. Sidebottom

#16. Someday, I'm gonna write a poem in a letter; Someday, I'm gonna get that faculty together.

David Bowie

#17. I was her decimation. She is my salvation.

D.H. Sidebottom

#18. A mere like this might be bottomless mud, like the one at home they used to drown the buggers in.

Harry Sidebottom

#19. This is the band Radical Posture, and my name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five-Year Plan Sputnik Pravda Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?

Alexei Sayle

#20. The only order in the universe is just a cycle of calm and chaos.

Toba Beta

#21. Our supreme governors, the mob.

Horace Walpole

#22. Because a person wants to know that there's a person in the world who would do something if they could." She takes a ragged breath. "Even if they can't.

Paul Acampora

#23. We're your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra.
Boss, Shocking Heaven

D.H. Sidebottom

#24. Hatred or happiness. Could I be happy? Did I even fucking deserve it? I knew the answer to that one but it didn't stop me wondering, and hoping. "It's

D.H. Sidebottom