Siamese Cat Quotes

#1. I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven to live with my aunt and uncle because you got spoiled to death.

Rex Smith

#2. You use to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat.

Bob Dylan

#3. My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!
Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent)

Judy Schachner

#4. I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

M.J. McGuire

#5. Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression.

Douglas Adams

#6. The real safeguard of democracy is education.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#7. Difficulty shows what men are. Therefore when a difficulty falls upon you, remember that God, like a trainer of wrestlers, has matched you with a rough young man. Why? So that you may become an Olympic conqueror; but it is not accomplished without sweat.

Epictetus

#8. Surely, if my parents and older brother were awake now, that would mean that they would have remembered such an important date and, as soon as they saw me, congratulate me on living another year? Adele Rose, Awakening.

Adele Rose

#9. He scatters enjoyment who can enjoy much.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

#10. No one ever owns a cat," he corrected her. "You share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respect . . . although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal. Siamese particularly have a way of getting the upper hand.

Lilian Jackson Braun

#11. We live between the act of awakening and the act of surrender. Each morning, we awaken to the light and the invitation to a new day in the world of time; each night, we surrender to the dark to be taken to play in the world of dreams where time is no more.

John O'Donohue

#12. It's and odd thing, but however much an oficionado one may be of mysteries in book form, when they pop up in real life they seldom fail to give one the pip.

P.G. Wodehouse

#13. There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.

Robert Benchley

#14. I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

M.J. McGuire

#15. I design for myself and the first question I ask is, 'Would I wear it?'

Claudia Schiffer

#16. Your rat tail is all the fashion now. I prefer a bushy plume, carried straight up. You are Siamese and your ancestors lived in trees. Mine lived in palaces. It has been suggested to me that I am a bit of a snob. How true! I prefer to be.

Raymond Chandler

#17. Nothing says "commitment" like accessory to murder.

Joanna Wylde

#18. Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.

Nicolas Chamfort

#19. outshines little Elizabeth Taylor as Velvet. The child is completely natural and unaffected, with a very sweet expressive face and the most beautiful soft blue eyes I've seen on the screen in a long time" (quoted in Haggerty, 2011). Taylor remained contracted to MGM for the next

Ellis Cashmore

#20. Even on the poorest streets people could be heard laughing. Some of these streets were completely dark, like black holes, and the laughter that came from who knows where was the only sign, the only beacon that kept residents and strangers from getting lost.

Roberto Bolano

#21. No doesn't mean to Marcus what it means to those without money and a car.

Shaun David Hutchinson

#22. No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of his amorously importunate wife.

Aldous Huxley