Shwayze Country Quotes

#1. How could homosexuals possibly srew up the sanctity of marriage any worse than heterosexuals?

John Grisham

#2. I've never worn costume jewelry in my life. It's really very self-defeating. Why should a man buy a woman real jewelry when she wears false pieces?

Gloria Guinness

#3. I have to pause the video while I corral the dogs in the other room. They howl in protest, and I tell them they are harshing my mellow and Yogi Beef Jerky's going to be pissed.
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Jen Lancaster

#4. The first rule we were taught in medical school was A cadaver is not a toy.

Mira Grant

#5. Poetry is a mock of a cry at finding a million dollars and a mock of a laugh at losing it.

Carl Sandburg

#6. I'm a really bad driver. When I'm in L.A. my husband always has to park the car for me, because I'm likely to hit something.

Gayle Tzemach Lemmon

#7. I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq; 'consistent' is not one of them.

Dick Cheney