Shufelt Origin Quotes

#1. I was born with an extremely negative attitude. I was the kid who wouldn't smile in Christmas photos, was a poor sport, and hated a lot of things. I eventually grew out of my negativity when I matured.

Colton Haynes

#2. Even though Sean still held my head down I was the only one who thought to ask
"Who's driving the boat?"
Over the motor I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.

Jennifer Echols

#3. I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

Mitch Hedberg

#4. So let me get this straight," Carter said. "The two guys you liked - one who was dying and one who was off-limits because he's a god - are now one guy, who isn't dying and isn't off-limits. And you're complaining.

Rick Riordan

#5. Linda Georgian is a wonderful psychic. She can do amazing things.

Dionne Warwick

#6. The body of a dead enemy always smells sweet.

Titus Flavius Vespasian

#7. Never mistake movement for action ... a rocking horse moves; a race horse charges towards a goal.

Johnnie Dent Jr.