Top 22 Shower Sex Quotes

#1. Between the action sequences, the pleasure lies in observing impeccably dressed Brits exchanging barbed witticisms - making it, basically, Downton Abbey with cyber crime and shower sex.

Karina Longworth

Shower Sex Quotes #974329
#2. Shower sex isn't the same when you have a saran-wrapped cast on your good arm. But I powered through it because I'm a team-fucking-player.

J. Sterling

Shower Sex Quotes #1321367
#3. I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.

Nora Roberts

Shower Sex Quotes #549809
#4. Multicolored stones and paintings, walkways, and theaters are useless in a city unless it also contains wisdom and law. Such things are the subject of wisdom and law, not equivalent to them.

Apollonius Of Tyana

Shower Sex Quotes #1749606
#5. The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as an accoutrement to a sexual encounter, a toilet bowl is a real cold shower.

Helen DeWitt

Shower Sex Quotes #1736705
#6. He said it was sweeter and thicker than cows then he wanted to milk me into the tea ...

James Joyce

Shower Sex Quotes #1703953
#7. I want you to know how perfect
your body looks after a shower.
Fresh.
Covered in little drops
of water.
Just like dewy grass after
a night of rainfall.

Sheri Rosa

Shower Sex Quotes #1695236
#8. This was the shadow controlling the flame.

Victoria Aveyard

Shower Sex Quotes #1649276
#9. She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.

Larissa Ione

Shower Sex Quotes #1573225
#10. You should shower," I said. "Right now."
"I smell that bad?"
Actually, he smelled that good.

Becca Fitzpatrick

Shower Sex Quotes #1534758
#11. Painters should shut up and paint and when we stop painting we should dance or have sex or get a massage or take a shower and we shouldn't be talking about painting.

Chris Martin

Shower Sex Quotes #1485619
#12. Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Shower Sex Quotes #1355740
#13. I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.

Bryan Adams

Shower Sex Quotes #1352410
#14. The more dangerous the situation I put myself into, the more I rise, the better I become.

Eddie Alvarez

Shower Sex Quotes #1337382
#15. To me, I think it's awesome to meet your heroes and find out who they are and where they came from and what made them choose to communicate in the form that connected with you.

Neil Strauss

Shower Sex Quotes #1174997
#16. Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.

Cassandra Giovanni

Shower Sex Quotes #1137828
#17. Somehow taking a shower with her in the room was more intimate than sex.

Maggie Stiefvater

Shower Sex Quotes #1077256
#18. Bees
dig the plum blossoms

Charles Olson

Shower Sex Quotes #1039700
#19. One thing was clear: To give our kids the kind of education they deserved, we had to first agree that rigor mattered most of all; that school existed to help kids learn to think, to work hard, and yes, to fail. That was the core consensus that made everything else possible.

Amanda Ripley

Shower Sex Quotes #874498
#20. You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss,

Buddy Valastro

Shower Sex Quotes #201485
#21. Eve bit into some bacon
honestly, good sex, a hot shower, then bacon? Did a morning get any better?

J.D. Robb

Shower Sex Quotes #118733
#22. Sex is pretty much our most important job. It's the one thing we have to nail - so to speak - so we get invited back for more. It's pretty much the reason we take a shower and brush our hair.

Rachel Gibson

Shower Sex Quotes #25815

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