Shower Sex Quotes

#1. Between the action sequences, the pleasure lies in observing impeccably dressed Brits exchanging barbed witticisms - making it, basically, Downton Abbey with cyber crime and shower sex.

Karina Longworth

#2. Shower sex isn't the same when you have a saran-wrapped cast on your good arm. But I powered through it because I'm a team-fucking-player.

J. Sterling

#3. I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.

Nora Roberts

#4. Multicolored stones and paintings, walkways, and theaters are useless in a city unless it also contains wisdom and law. Such things are the subject of wisdom and law, not equivalent to them.

Apollonius Of Tyana

#5. The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as an accoutrement to a sexual encounter, a toilet bowl is a real cold shower.

Helen DeWitt

#6. He said it was sweeter and thicker than cows then he wanted to milk me into the tea ...

James Joyce

#7. I want you to know how perfect
your body looks after a shower.
Fresh.
Covered in little drops
of water.
Just like dewy grass after
a night of rainfall.

Sheri Rosa

#8. This was the shadow controlling the flame.

Victoria Aveyard

#9. She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.

Larissa Ione

#10. You should shower," I said. "Right now."
"I smell that bad?"
Actually, he smelled that good.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#11. Painters should shut up and paint and when we stop painting we should dance or have sex or get a massage or take a shower and we shouldn't be talking about painting.

Chris Martin

#12. Well alright then," His eyes glittered. "I get my kicks whipping woman I have sex with and you're next on my list. Now I'm going to take a shower.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#13. I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.

Bryan Adams

#14. The more dangerous the situation I put myself into, the more I rise, the better I become.

Eddie Alvarez

#15. To me, I think it's awesome to meet your heroes and find out who they are and where they came from and what made them choose to communicate in the form that connected with you.

Neil Strauss

#16. Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.

Cassandra Giovanni

#17. Somehow taking a shower with her in the room was more intimate than sex.

Maggie Stiefvater

#18. Bees
dig the plum blossoms

Charles Olson

#19. One thing was clear: To give our kids the kind of education they deserved, we had to first agree that rigor mattered most of all; that school existed to help kids learn to think, to work hard, and yes, to fail. That was the core consensus that made everything else possible.

Amanda Ripley

#20. You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss,

Buddy Valastro

#21. Eve bit into some bacon
honestly, good sex, a hot shower, then bacon? Did a morning get any better?

J.D. Robb

#22. Sex is pretty much our most important job. It's the one thing we have to nail - so to speak - so we get invited back for more. It's pretty much the reason we take a shower and brush our hair.

Rachel Gibson