Shotty Work Quotes

#1. A snail is slow, but that does not prevent it from traveling great distances.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#2. I don't think I'm delusional, but I'm definitely a dreamer; I definitely want to see the best in things and I believe in what I do.

Nina Nesbitt

#3. There wasn't a Scottish nationalist MP elected at any general election when we were outside the E.U.

Michael Gove

#4. I want him to suffer. I've put up with him for three years and I want him to die slowly. Rip his fingernails off. Cut out his tongue. Fuck him with his own dick.

Dawn Cano

#5. He drinks his stout and laughs that there's nothing like a great bloody steak of a Friday night and if that's the worst sin he ever commits he'll float to heaven body and soul, ha ha ha.

Frank McCourt

#6. I really started to get into reading the Bible and I started to look for a church to go to. Every Sunday I was going to like three or four churches, I was just looking for the right church.

Angus T. Jones

#7. And this was to be his main point - there was one overriding reason for our failure, which was the lack of coordinated intelligence. Too many agencies, too many bureaucracies defending their corners, too many points of demarcation, insufficient centralized control.

Ian McEwan

#8. Truth is going with the flow of destiny, lies are an attempt to cover it up and fight against it.

Rebecca Hartman

#9. I'm very bad, but I like to dance.

Eric Ripert

#10. Governments of all stripes want to deliver growth and rebalance their economies now that they have learned the hard way that, left to their own devices, markets pick expensive banking losers.

Frances O'Grady

#11. Great leaders understand that historical success tends to produce stable and inwardly focused organizations, and these outfits, in turn, reinforce a feeling of contentment with the status quo.

John P. Kotter

#12. I believe that while race-neutral means are preferable, it is appropriate to use race as one factor among others in achieving a diverse student body.

Condoleezza Rice

#13. I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

Adam Carolla