Short Memory Sports Quotes

#1. If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat.

Kim Kardashian West

#2. I have never had the lust to meet famous authors; the best of them is in their books.

Michael Gold

#3. Start three bars before something.

Eugene Ormandy

#4. When people call up Rush Limbaugh and say, 'It's an honor to speak to you,' I want to shoot myself.

Alexander Theroux

#5. When you put a piece of bread into your mouth, chew only your bread and not your projects, worries, fears, or anger.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#6. When you're in a single-parent home, they try to give you a good foundation, but by the time you're 4 or 5 years old, from that point on you're pretty much on your own.

George Foreman

#7. There wasn't a woman alive who could resist a man who paid attention to her, who made her feel like she was the only other person in his world.

Sylvia Day

#8. Nikki - "Where's Cole?"
Jack - "Playing with the ice machine."
I snorted.
Nikki - "I'm going to miss this side of Cole if he ever gets his memory back.

Brodi Ashton

#9. Never doubt in the DARK what God told you in the LIGHT.

V. Raymond Edman

#10. I can never feel that setting fire to houses and churches and litter boxes and destroying valuable pictures really helps to convince people that women ought to be enfranchised.

Millicent Fawcett

#11. If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Unknown

#12. I'm not as good as I want to be.

Vladimir Guerrero

#13. No matter how sick your body is, extending Love will reduce your suffering and aid in healing.

Lee L Jampolsky

#14. He signed, shaking his head. We're already done for. I get why you tried to leave, but now you're back. There's no escaping anymore.

C.L.Stone