Short Memory Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 5 famous quotes and sayings about short memory funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 5 Short Memory Funny Quotes

#1. Could an android listen to the whining, requests for advancement, and entreaties for guidance and affection that pour from subordinates? Sure it could. Frankly, all that would be easier on the robot than it is on me. - Author: Stanley Bing
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#2. The goal is to avoid mediocrity by being prepared to try something and either failing miserably or triumphing grandly. - Author: Georges St-Pierre
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#3. I cant regret the descisions that brought me face to face with death, they also brought me to edward. - Author: Stephenie Meyer
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#4. An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
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#5. From 2002 to the end of his presidency, George W. Bush routinely was accused by the Left of 'creating chaos:' chaos in Iraq, chaos in Afghanistan, chaos in the Muslim world, chaos among our allies. - Author: Monica Crowley
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