Top 10 Short Funny Team Quotes

#1. Nothing enlarges the gulf of atheism more than the wide passage that lies between the faith and lives of men pretending to teach Christianity.

Benjamin Stillingfleet

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#2. Lies can make harsh truths less painful. But I believe pain is essential for growth.

Morgan Rhodes

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#3. I so connected to symbolically being able to turn lead into gold. My grandmother used to say, "Life give you a lemon, you go ahead and make lemonade." To me, that's alchemy.

Will Smith

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#4. Messy emotional issues could wait until later, or never.

Brent Weeks

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#5. When you release the wrongdoer from the wrong, you cut a malignant tumor out of your inner life. You set a prisoner free, but you discover that the real prisoner was yourself.

Lewis B. Smedes

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#6. The value of a relationship is in direct proportion to the time that you invest in the relationship.

Brian Tracy

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#7. This isn't over!" Leroy jabbed his finger at Curran. He probably meant it to look aggressive, but he was swaying on his feet.
"Yes, it is," Curran told him. "Go before I change my mind.

Ilona Andrews

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#8. Not only does a bureaucracy tend to under-government in point of quality; it tends to over-government in point of quantity.

Walter Bagehot

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#9. Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Rob Corddry

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#10. I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Fran Lebowitz

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