Top 11 Short Funny Journalism Quotes

#1. A prayer without a deed is an arrow without a bow-string; A deed without a prayer is a bow-string without an arrow. ELLA WHEELER WILCOX

Paulo Coelho

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#2. They [the blacks] had no rights which the white man was bound to respect.

Roger Brooke Taney

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#3. Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.

Samuel Johnson

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#4. I tried to gentle it. Are you two pissing on each other for my friendship? I don't deal with that. You both should know that.

Tijan

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#5. I'm not the classic type - fair skin, very beautiful women of a classic type, I'm talking about now.

Debra Wilson

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#6. Conceit may puff a man up, but never prop him up.

John Ruskin

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#7. Bill Gates is a very rich man today ... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Dave Barry

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#8. I personally am inclined to approach [housework] the way governments treat dissent: ignore it until it revolts.

Barbara Kingsolver

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#9. We are all puppets in front of god. He gives things to us and he takes them back. It is his way of showing his existence.

Viraj J. Mahajan

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#10. For users, Facebook Connect offers what could turn into a universal Internet log-in. Over 80,000 websites use it in some fashion, as of February 2010, and 60 million Facebook members are actively employing it.

David Kirkpatrick

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#11. If you do something positive, something positive will come back to you. If you consciously do negative things, then negativity will rule your life.

Sister Souljah

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