Top 14 Short Funny Gravestone Sayings

#1. A lot of people say stuff like that about tragedies only because they think they're supposed to,

Claudia Gray

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #5139
#2. Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said.

Carolyn Brown

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #74252
#3. If you asked me to seriously kiss someone on a screen, I would be very uncomfortable. But I will lick any part of your face.

Kate McKinnon

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #117513
#4. Far too many young people coming of age today have no spiritual or emotional roots. They have been deprived of values by an agnostic and contemporary culture.

Billy Graham

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #208966
#5. The I is always in the field of the Other.

Jacques Lacan

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #477615
#6. Everyday do one thing to move you in the direction of your dreams.

Carolyn Edwards

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #688512
#7. To an art historian a Giotto is a 14th Century painting. To an artist it was painted yesterday. We free ourselves from the past when we see it freshly.

Walter Darby Bannard

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #780193
#8. Teachers are to inspire; librarians are to fulfill.

Ray Bradbury

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #820226
#9. Each one has a special nature peculiar to himself which he must follow and through which he will find his way to freedom

Swami Vivekananda

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #858750
#10. I'm petrified of bees because I have an anaphylactic reaction to bees.

Joyce Giraud

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #898716
#11. I don't have any down days. If anybody who knows me comes into our locker room, they know I'm happy; they know I'm cheerful.

Darnell Dockett

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #1011728
#12. I think his development has been lightning quick because of his God-given talent. He has great aptitude and he's been able to develop very fast in front of our eyes at every level.

Brian Sabean

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #1046135
#13. A man may not always be what he appears to be, but what he appears to be is always a significant part of what he is.

Willard Gaylin

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #1363185
#14. The true secret of spiritual strength is self-distrust and deep humilty.

J.C. Ryle

Short Funny Gravestone Sayings #1367201

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